A CAT-LOVER CLASSIC

“I CAN'T.
I HAVE A CAT
ON MY LAP.”

The official uniform of people who are currently unable to move.

Because once the cat gets comfortable, your plans are cancelled.

$21.99White · S–5XL
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30-day return policy · Shipping options shown at checkout

White Miss Clearfoot T-shirt printed with I Can't. I Have a Cat on My Lap
Cat-approved
excuse included

A UNIVERSAL CAT-OWNER TRUTH

CAT PEOPLE GET IT.

You were about to get up. Then the purring started.

The washing can wait.The door can wait.Dinner can wait.

The cat has chosen you.

Moving is no longer an option.
Wear the excuse every cat person understands.GET MY CAT TEE

THE TEE BEHIND THE TRUTH

SOFT. CLASSIC.
VERY RELATABLE.

A soft, medium-weight adult crew-neck tee with a sweet sleepy cat beneath the bold confession every cat person knows by heart. Ideal for those moments when reaching the remote is simply too much to ask.

  • 01
    100% cottonSolid-colour, medium-weight fabric
  • 02
    Clean, classic shapeTubular knit with no side seams
  • 03
    Made to hold its shapeRibbed collar and shoulder tape
  • 04
    Crisp printed detailDTG and DTF printing techniques
$21.99White · Adult sizes S–5XL · 30-day return policy
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FIND YOUR FIT

SIZE GUIDE

Measurements are supplied by the product maker. Width and length are shown in inches, with a stated tolerance of 1.5 inches.

SizeWidthLength
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"
4XL30"34"
5XL32"35"

AN EASY WIN FOR CAT PEOPLE

KNOW SOMEONE PERMANENTLY TRAPPED BENEATH A CAT?

You've just found their present.

For cat mums, cat dads, partners, friends and anyone whose household is quietly ruled by a small, sleeping animal.

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White funny cat T-shirt, front view
A little gift for
their very big excuse.

WELCOME TO OUR CORNER OF THE SOFA

MADE FOR PEOPLE
WHO ADORE CATS.

Miss Clearfoot celebrates the funny, tender and completely relatable moments that make life with cats so special. This tee simply says the quiet part out loud.

GOOD TO KNOW

QUICK QUESTIONS

What sizes are available?

The listing offers adult sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL.

What colour can I order?

The current product listing shows the T-shirt in White.

What is the fabric?

The listed solid-colour tee is made from 100% cotton medium-weight fabric.

How should I care for it?

Machine wash cold at a maximum of 30°C or 90°F and tumble dry on low heat. Do not iron or dry clean. Use non-chlorine bleach only as needed.

How is shipping calculated?

Accurate shipping options are shown at checkout after you enter your full address.

What is the return policy?

The store states a 30-day return policy. Returns are handled according to its Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

I Can't. I Have a Cat on My Lap white T-shirt

ONE LAST THING

YOUR CAT ALREADY APPROVES.

Now you just need the T-shirt.

$21.99GET MY CAT TEEWhite · Adult sizes S–5XL